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Wanted: Child

Sometimes automated job postings turn out some pretty funny results:

Wanted: Child

It's good that they don't require any experience, because it seems that most children lack it. I don't think training is usually required for this kind of job, though. Are there cafeteria benefits, like literally cafeteria benefits? Preschool tuition reimbursement? Can they refuse to hire anyone over 40 by citing a bona fide occupational qualification? And I guess it really does increase productivity if the kids are still in diapers --no bathroom breaks!

Seriously, folks, the jokes write themselves here. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.


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